- Not to be confused with the Ancient Greeks
The Ancient Geeks were really old nerds who were the founders of Nintendo and made several Mario shames. They were also some of the only people who watched the TV show, George W. Bush's Idiot Adventures. The Ancient Geeks also wore glasses and were easy targets for people to beat up. Weird Al joined the Ancient Geeks during the filming of "White and Nerdy" but quit after that because he found them to be extremely annoying and... geeky. Most Ancient Geeks are now dead and replaced with Modern Geeks.
Geeks love to play retro video games on their Atari 6540/ 8970/ 5678/ Lynx Bullet/ Chaguar, or their Sega/ Loser System/ Saburn/ Chenesis/ 32x/CB/Dreambanana, or their (Loser) Nintendo/ P.S/98/Gametriangle/Gamemale (black & white/devolved)/Nintendo SD (phat/Obese)/ Weeeeeeeeeeeeee, or their Philips CD-F, or their Clecolvision, or their Intvision, or their PC, or their Microsoft Xsuitcase (360), or their Sony Playsubway (nine/Too/Static/Thr33). On all these consoles they insist on playing the worst shames imaginable and often suffer from Cbeebies (a form of bad game mind disruption)
A true geek will spend half his time being a geeky douche, a quarter being a non-geeky douche, and the remaining time masturbating to Princess Peach.