Anybody

From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.

Anybody (Nicknamed Anyone) is the brother/sister of Nobody and Someone. He/she is very loud and always wants attention. Unlike his/her siblings, Anybody is seen often in shames. He/she wants to continue the development of the new IX-Box and likes wearing huge yellow shirts and puts on a special perfume that smells worse that Wario's... you know... Despite this he/she hates shames and has only appeared in a few, usually appearing as a random guy in the background yelling his/her head off, being a victim of crime, being eaten alive, eating Bacon and getting sick, playing/mentioning the name of the video game they're all in, and all sorts of stuff.