Baby Dubya Memmories - Written by Baby Dubya is a retarded book written by Baby Dubya. He writes about his memories when he was a baby. He talks about raising taxes and wanting to be president when he is older. People like Zorro and Baby Bianca Rinaldy appear in his book. He tried to sell his book but nobody bought them because the book was written in scribbles. It was an instant phailure and they were all eaten by Baby Yoshi. Thus, marking one of George's first failures.