Bacon
From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.
Bacon is an substance in the Mario series that nobody likes. It can only be removed by using Cheese. It was one of the main hazards in Super Mario Cheese Shine, where Mario had to clean up all the bacon with cheese. Later, at the end of the game, it turns out that the Cheese Haters covered the island in bacon, trying to take over the island and to destroy it. NintenDO uses it as a controller for the no-controller "handhelds" Nintendo SD and Nintendo SD Obese. However, people keep eating it while playing. People don't eat it because when you eat it, it eats your stomache. All varieties of bacon apart from choco-bacon taste create when dipped in Barbecue sauce.
[edit] Varieties of Bacon
- Bacon - Normal bacon.
- Extra Greasy Bacon - It shortens your lifespan.
- Flaming Bacon - Bacon that makes you go on FIRE!!!!
- Icy Bacon - Freezes you.
- Choco-Bacon - The only type of bacon that anybody would eat.
- McDonald's Bacon - really shortens your lifespan
- Stylus Bacon - Used in Nintendo SD (and Obese) to control your character.
- Dumb Bacon - Bacon that makes you stupid when you eat it.
- Ganon Bacon - Bacon that Ganon shoots from his magical armpits, will addict you to egg whites if hits you in the face.
[edit] Criticism
- Bacon has been criticized by people because it shortens lifespan by five minutes.
- Stylus Bacon was the most controversial, criticized by everytime being eaten (so you have to buy another, duh) and often criticized by greasing the screen.
