For those without comedic tastes, the so-called "experts" at MarioWiki have a real article on Banjo.
Banjo is a redneck bear who lives in a rundown house with his best friend Kazooie. He lives at Zigzag mountain. One time his sister got kidnapped by the milkman. He had to go to the milk factory to rescue her. He collected things called jiggies. Every time Banjo found a jiggy he would say "duh ha!". If he collected ten he would do a dance. Also he plays the banjo.

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