Bill Cosby

From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.

“Pokeyman! With the pokey and the man!”
—Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby is the discoverer of the UnWorld and founder of UnMarioWiki. He was once offered to join the UnMarioWiki Mascots however he reminded George W. Bush that Bill Cosby owned the wiki so George belonged to him. But even then Bill belongs to another Bill and that Bill belongs to Chuck Norris. Bill was born in an airplane on its way to Hollywood. He was crying on the plane, and some passengers even tried to slap him to shut him up. Eventually, his mom figured out that he had a dirty diaper, but never changed it for two years. New evidence suggests that the diaper was actually part of an evil plan from the father, also known as Dark Invader.

[edit] Personal Life

He also has a pet bird named Pippy, who sometimes repeats what people say. His other pets are Ronald McDonald, George W. Bush and Evil Guy. He works at an office hidden in UnMario. It's actually pretty visible but since it has a big "Hidden" logo, everyone ignores it. In his personal life, he yells at Teh Shrug's boss to hurry up with Teh Shrug since Bill Cosby doesn't do anything in his personal life much except play videogames. He onced tried to get Shigeru Miyamoto's job however after the sucky E2 2008 of Nintendo he realized Shiggy wasn't all that good. For the whole story of his life see this big and long page. He also created a really Fat Guy named Fat Albert