Birdo

From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.

This page was eaten by Goombas! They might eat you! Beware, there may be more goombas resting in this area!

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called "experts" at MarioWiki have a real article on Birdo.

Birdo is a bird/dinosaur creature who is WIFE to Yoshi. Nothing is really unusual about her, except that she has a HUGE HONKIN NOSE! It's ginormousous!!

Contents 1 Birdo's History 1.1 Creation 1.2 First Appearance 1.3 A Sordid Contract 2 Nose 3 Boogers 4 Gender 5 Death of the boogers 6 Trivia 6.1 Mario Tag Stats

Birdo's History

Creation

Upon ignoring the total failure of Waluigi, Nintendo decided to make more filler characters, starting with Birdo. They all made Birdo up on lunch break, and Yoshi, desperate for a transgendered mate, accepted her. Birdo also thinks he is female.

First Appearance

Birdo was actually Ostro in some old Super Mario Bros. game, and didn't appear until much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, MUCH later in Mario Tennis.

A Sordid Contract

Two years after her debut, Birdo sold his soul to the devil in exchange for her ugly nose. A HUGE HONKIN' NOSE.

Nose

As was previously stated, Birdo has a

Boogers

Birdo has boogers. One day, Birdo wrote a poem about her boogaz:

Boogers are what I love

They make me feel so good

I hope you like this poem

Well, at least I would

Gender

Birdo is not really a he or a she, but an it who was created in a laboratory.

Death of the boogers

When Birdo got the news Booger Leader tried to kill yoshi she killed them

Trivia

• The only reason why Birdo likes Yoshi is because she he has a big nose although it's 2 centimeters smaller.
• She is in Mario Tag  as one of the special types, the type with the best special items, her special is the egg.

Mario Tag Stats

• Strength: 4/5

• Speed: 3/5

• Jump: 2.7/5

• Special ability: 4/5