You pappy few might know me as the head honcho carpaccio of UnAnything. Yeah that's me alright. I'm going to be editing here for a short while as to be able to adopt this place. My plan is to ultimately assimilate this wiki into UnAnything, to create a more perfect union by merging the two.
The prospect of a merge might sound scary to you, I know. You might have grown up on this place, you might think I'm here just to pump and dump UnMario. But that's not the case; I'm here to preserve everything before it's too late. For ever day the wiki is dormant is another day Fandom may choose to close it down for good. There will be no warning, and all the images will be lost if you let them proceed with it instead of I.
I care about UnMario as a part of Internet History; on UnAnything while I might have written about its downfall, I did so because I knew this place is important. I'm here to make it the best it can be so I can archive the wiki in its best state possible, and to bring bad pages up to standards. To make a more perfect archive, and have everything forever be available to everyone.
When I gain power I will restore deleted articles Chris McLean wrongfully deleted 13 years back. I will remove images that are unused so that I can painstakingly archive the ones that are used. I will improve the Main Page without disparaging it. I will make UnMario be remembered in the best way possible so that you can explore it forever more.
You might not like the fact that if UnMario may come to an end. But I am your alibi, your justice, your dream, your hope; I am your light; I am your father; I am the one who will make UnMario become Made in Heaven. This might be the end, but this also a new beginning.