Calvin

From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.

Calvin is a little 6 year old boy from the comic Calvin and Hobbes which Bill Waterson cancelled long ago. He made his only appearince in a shame in Mario Mart, along with his friend tiger Hobbes and they have not appeared in a shame since. Calvin claimed Mario was a total rip-offer because they had to spend insane amounts of cash on items in Mario Mart, and never got their money back, and has stayed away from Nintendo ever since.

[edit] Rivals

Calvin has many rivals, who are also Haters in his comics or someone in the Mushroom Kingdom.

• The school bully Moe.
• His parents who won't let him have cable tv.
• His babysitter Rosalyn.
• Mario
• Weegee, who made Bill quit in the first place.