Captain Norton's Brother
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President Captain Norton's Brother, (No real name given) is a Bounty Hunter that is a real jerk. I mean, he makes Bowser and Bowser Jr. look like complete and toal pushovers. He spends most of his time beating up Dr. Rabbit because he has a fear of rabbits and Rabbit Dentists. Currently, he acts as the President of an unknown country.
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[edit] History
He was born 1 year after his brother, and grew up as a normal guy. Norton's Brother began life as a human child living in some stupid place full of a bunch of stupid people. However, Nobody cared about him. In fact, not even his own parents gave him a name, which is why he is only referred to as Captain Norton's Brother. His father was a drunk and was also involved in underground car speed racing ,which wasn't a good combination. Norton found this interesting and decided to imitate his father's dangerous ways. He was also then "asked" (and by asked, he was really "forced") to become a secret agent/ bounty hutner for the organization S.P.A.M..
[edit] Personality
Captain Norton's Brother is a brave race car driver, as well as stupid and reckless. He also drinks like his dad and he yells when he's mad. He wears a football helmet because he thinks it looks cool, as well as a camoflauge army jumpsuit, also because he thinks it looks cool. He also wears combat boots with spikes at the toe. He has a tatoo on his arm of Princess Rosalina being hot.
[edit] Stupid Mario Galaxy
In the recent shame Stupid Mario Galaxy: Revenge of the Nerds, Captain Norton's Brother is called upon by none other than the chick he has tatooed on his right arm, Rosalina, begging him to stop Bowser from becoming President. So then, Norton's Brother joins in the election himself and the results were:
- Captain Norton's Brother: 99.99%
- George W. Bush: 0.01%
- Bowser: -999999999999999999999999999999999%
In the end, Norton's Brother became President, leaving Rosalina with her boyfriend Mario to rule the Galaxy for the rest of their lives. However, shortly after, Bowser unleashed the Pretzel Men on the galaxy in a vain attempt for revenge. President Norton's Brother did nothing as he was too busy playing the shame Super Ronald Galaxy.
In the followup, Stupid Mario Galaxy: A Lost Hope, he stops playing the shame and gets hungry, so he decideds to send Link, his whipping boy, to the island of BALTIMORE!!! to get him some DINNER. Then, after hearing that Rosalina needed his help, he went over and discovered the secret to defeating Bowser and his army of Real men made out of snow.
[edit] Trivia
- Captain Norton's Brother has a pink Cadillac. Pink's his favorite color.
- Captain Norton's Brother once punched a McDonald's restaurant so badly that it became a Wendy's.
- Chuck Norris once beat up Captain Norton's Brother so badly that he became a French Maid working for Bill Gates.
