Conker is a tough trash-talking squirrel who sometimes gets wasted from drinking shots of beer. He also wields two machine guns and shoots at things he doesn't like. Appearing in Conker's Bad Fur Day as the squirrel who arrived home late because of a hangover, but because of high amount of drinking, he went in the wrong direction. He used to be part of Nintendo (who he was a big character from Rare), but Nintendo was too lazy to resign their contract, and sold them to Microsoft, making Conker fans enraged.
Things Conker Beats Up
The Great Mighty Poo (flushed to death)
Panther King (deceased)
Heinrich (also deceased)
Things Conker Rescues and Protects
Berri (his chipmunk girlfriend)
and other things I don't remember...
Conker has also been confirmed as a hidden character in Mario Tag.
Mario Tag Stats
He is the fastest character, average special and low strength (He's only a squirrel his power comes from his guns which he can use in Mario Tag, and a bazooka, along with a few grenades). His special ability is for jumping, as he can use his tail like Tails from the Sonic series.
- Strength: 2.8/5
- Speed: 5/5
- Jump: 3/5
- Special ability: 3/5