Cowboy Jed is a con artist who rips off people in the Mario Kart Emporium. He got arrested several times for this, but he always breaks out. He even got sued by Satorou Iwata and Shigeru Miyamoto, but he refuses to stop his business. He likes to eat cheese with pickle juice on them for some reason. He plays with Woody and because he is drunk off pickle juice, he thinks Woody can talk.