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Crazy Dave

"My name's Crazy Dave, but you can just call me Your Dad"

My name's Crazy Dave, but you can just call me Your Dad
Crazy Dave

Crazy Dave (originally called Fog Man, and referred to as Your Dad) is a crazy guy who lives Somewhere. Luigi says he likes Pie. He hates Tacos, and once paid $1,000,000 dollars just to feed one to his plant.

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Crazy Dave's Friend

Shames[]

One Day, Crazy Dave got bored and decided to make a shame. This shame was Hotel Mario, and it sucked really bad. It was also the only shame to feature Gay Luigi. Crazy Dave is also a hater in his shame, and he is one of the enemies that Mario hits with doors in his shame.

History[]

Crazy Dave first arrived on the scene Sometime, Somewhere. He also lives Somewhere. When Crazy Dave got to Somewhere, he found his pot. He immediately put it on his head, and he keeps it there. And after he put it on, he insisted that you call him Your Dad.

Fog Man[]

Crazy Dave used to be called "Fog Man", because he would hide in the fog and EAT YOU!!! He isn't called Fog Man anymore because when he put that pot on his head, he's been called "Your Dad". Actually, the main reason he doesn't hide in the fog anymore is because he tried it on Waluigi once, and Waluigi got mad and kicked him in the face. Crazy Dave wasn't too happy about that, and gave up being Fog Man forever.

Neighbors[]

Crazy Dave is your next door neighbor. He insists that you pay him to go lawn bowling with Walnuts. On your own lawn. It's probably to pay off that $1,000,000 taco he bought. Oh, and he also brings you lotsa pie (not to be confused with lotsa Spaghetti) He has been sent to jail for disturbing the peace and trust passing and throwing bowling balls at doors and insisting he lives next to people and send Grandmas at them and then they have to defend them self with poop.

Trivia[]

  • Why'd he put a Walnut in your hand? Because he's CRAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZYYYY!!!!
  • he stabbed a Goomba but it didn't die
  • That's all, folks!
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