Daisy
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Daisy is Luigi's girlfriend and Peach's identical twin that somehow looks different. She is a serial killer who tries to kill everyone. She replaced Peach during the Videogame War. She also has a bitter rivalry with The Devil.
She is as evil as every bad word you know (and some you don't know). She secretly wishes to become the Queen of the Mushroom World so she can enslave its inhabitants. She is so evil, that once she went into Toad Town with a plasma and didn't stop shooting until EVERY LAST INHABITANT was dead.
Shigeru Miyamoto has stated that the goal of Super Mario 129 will be to kill her. She will appear in upcoming shame Super Princess Daisy.
At one point, Daisy was drafted by the Association of Board Hosts.
At another point, she got turned into a plant by Donkey Kong Jr, but she found a Plasma and killed him, thus reverting her into a human.
Daisy is immune to Weegee's and Malleo's stares. This made it easy for her to kill them. She later got killed by King Singalong in Paper Mario 5, yet Shigeru Miyamoto revived her with the Revival Machine, without Napoleon Bonaparte's permission. She then joined the Cheese Squadron, but was soon killed by Mist Girl.
Revivation
After being killed, a harmless Weegee clone stared at her for 1 second 1 year and turned her into Daizeh, but then she killed the clone with a gun saying "Thanks!"
Mario Tag Stats
- Strength: 3.2/5
- Speed: 4/5
- Jump: 2/5
- Special ability: 4/5
Gallery of Daisy Killing People
 AAAH! SHE'S GONNA KILL YOU! |
 DON'T LOOK! SHE'LL HYPNOTIZE YOU! |
 SHE'S GONNA SHOOT LUIGI! |
