Teh Book of Evil!
The Darketh Prognosticuth of Evilneth is an evil book with random sentences which is actually George W. Bush's Autobiography.
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Dimentio found the book in his Grandpa's pocket, after reading it, thinking it was a sign, thought it meant for him to conquer the whole Universe, thus starting his Tyranny for defeating the good Guys.
George W. Bush then thought that his writings were magical, so he wrote 351 books about him, thus destroying Sarasaland, Daisy's kingdom of which she was Princess. Daisy then becomes angry, and tries to kill everyone in the Mushroom kingdom.
Later on, Shigeru Miyamoto added the Darketh Prognosticuth of Evilneth to the Cauldron of Evil.