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Deidara is a
Invasion of McDonalds
On December 21, 2012, 8:00 P.M., Deidara launched an invasion of the fast food restaurant McDonalds for reasons unknown. After taking out several staff with Pwnjutsu, a Mcgriddle cannon was fired at him and his group, but the burger was cut to pieces by Roronoa Zoro (also a member of the Bad People and Straw Hat Pirates), and the group dodged the pieces of falling sandwich chunks (not that they had to, they just did because they didn't want a piece falling into their mouths), and moved onto the main office, where they encountered Ronald McDonald. After knocking all out except Deidara and Zoro, Ronald proceeded to fight them, and a short duel insued. In the end, McDonald loses his right arm, and Deidara Katsus him and force feeds him the McGriddles sandwich. Zoro then slashes McDonald across the chest. Ronald, begging and pleading for mercy, then gets his wish from a merciful Zoro, who lops his head straight off. With this, McDonalds is claimed and overthrew, and is now owned by Deidara.
Fun Facts About Deidara
- He created the Toad Truffle
- He's the only one that could inflict any pain on Napoleon Bonaparte
- His signature move was used by the German Weegees in the Katsu War without paying him $10,000
- He is one of the antagonists on Naruto: Shippuden
- He won the Shamelympics
- He was very embarrassed after taping this film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVVWc5xd59sg
- He finds this video funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVdMP9BLzKA
- On his nights out, he plays with his buddies at the Akatsuki Club (mostly Itachi Uchiha). Him and Itachi do alsorts together like making dolls, playing the Tsukuyomi shame in Itachi's head (which was a bit painful) and breathing Oxygen.
- He launched and invaded McDonald's successfully.
- He is a secondary antagonist in the Mario series.
- Thanks to recent discoveries, it has been found out that Deidara is actually Daisy in disguise(Doesn't she already get enough by disguising as Fawful?)
The People That Got Killed By Deidara
Cyber Dee Jr.
Bill Gates Jr.
99% of Toad Town (nearly 99% at least...)
Wario's 9000 children
Angry German Kid (revived by Napoleon Bonaparte)
New New Mario (revived by Napoleon Bonaparte)