Donkey Kong
From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.
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Donkey Kong is an overgrown rabbit that hates his long ears, so he grew a big afro to cover them up. DK is responsible for making a live Kirby. This Kirby had beaten him up and ruined his eyes so they turned red. DK became blind, and couldn't see, so he got a guide dog. He enjoys smelling various things and breathing Oxygen.
He first appeared in the Donkey and Pong shames as one of the playable guys. Next he stared in Donkey and Pong Country where he and King K. Rool play what fans called "Ping Pong" with a new ball- Diddy Kong.
This thing's a stub. It doesn't appear in dictionaries, so listen up what a stub is: A very small garbage can, with only a little junk. ADD MORE JUNK TO IT SO IT BECOMES A GIANT GARBAGE CAN!
