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Elvis Presley

From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.

Elvis Aron Presley, born on 4,000BC, is the greatest singer in the universe. A cousin of Bowser, he is evil and donates 99.9% of his money to his evil oranization. He has defeated Mario heroes such as Toadsworth, LuigiII, Johnny Cash and The Beatles. He was thought to have died on the toilet in the late 1970's, but he faked his own death and has been in Bowser's castle the whole time.

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[edit] Biography

Presley sings and is a villian in the Marioverse, what else is there to say? Fine, I'll be less vague and give you some more unneeded info.

[edit] Early Life

Presley was born of Birdo and Yoshi in Tupelo, Mississippi. He and his parents was brought back to the Marioverse by the Mario Party Genie. He played Monopoly and faked his death on the toilet many times. He ate leathal amounts of McyD's

[edit] Career

Presley started as a road show in the slums of the Marioverse. He went to America and went to Sun Studios with Yoshi. Sam Phillips and Peach made him sing some song called That's Not Right. He became a star in America and the Marioverse.

[edit] Bowser

Presley stopped singing in 1977 because his cousin Bowser drafted him into his evil oranization. He has hidden by faking his death on the toilet. He has done many evil deeds in the Marioverse.