Family Goes on a Picnic is the second episode of season 2 of Everybody Loves Bowser.
The family go on a less than perfect picnic and a character makes a dramatic return... Staring the big man himself, Bowser Jr., the Koopalings, Bowser's Wife and some other morons that got killed during filming
Guest Star: Weegee
Bowser goes down to the kitchen to find the family dumping their breakfast's in the bin
- Iggy: Were hungry!
- Morton: Yeah King Dad, I havent had no foiyd in daiys!
- Lemmy: Give us food OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!
Bowser eats the table and grabs Lemmy
- Bowser: I'll OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE! you, you little...
- Ludwig: Hey what about the remaining gruel..er I mean food you were saving over for nuclear autumn, we could have a picnic (Ludwig thenn does his trademark stupid laugh)
- Bowser: My secret stash, never i say! NEEEEVERRRRRRRR!
10 seconds later the family are in the Doomcar with the food *cough*gruel*cough* and are going down to Hyrule park
- Larry: I'm bored!
- Bowser Jr.: I'm hungry!
- Roy: I think I ate my pancreas...
- Bowser: Shut up, SHUT UP, SHUUT UUUP ARRRGHHHHH!
Bowser goes crazy and drives the car into a river of boiling milk
- Everyone: MY SKIN!
They somehow arrive at the park drenched and burned
- Bowser's Wife: Oh no! I left the milk at home!
- Bowser: Bowser picks up the basket and feeds it to George W. Bush
- Roy: Uhh King Dad, that was what had my spare pancreas inside...
- Wendy: Mmmmm. Pancreas....
Roy drops down dead as usual while Bowser goes into a Quick-E-Weegee
- Bowser: I want milk!
- Weegee(using sign language): Here take this, it'll be 1,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 mushroom dollars
- Bowser: What a bargain!
Bowser statches up the milk and drinks it, he then goes through some sort of seizure and goes out of it with a top hat, cape, monacle and cane
- Giga Bowser: Nya Bwahahahaha!
Giga Bowser runs out of the shop and jumps into a funny clown balloon
The family are looking over the body of Roy
- Larry: I think he's dead
- Ludwig: Well all he ever talked about is ballet
Randomly, Giga Bowser appears in his clown balloon which is ripping up Guys with it's propeller blades and drives over the family
- Giga Bowser: I say now, prepare to plunge through the gates of damnation and into the fiery pits of Hell!
- Iggy: Argh my glasses! Argh my hair!
- Larry: Argh my face!
- Bowser Jr.: Argh my cynical brat personality!
Roy comes back to life for no reason
- Roy: Hey my afro's grown back as well, sweet!
His hair is shaved by the propellers and he is completly bald
- Roy: Gawd Dangit!
Cliche 'bad luck' music plays and the screen fades to black
- Don't buy milk from Weegee
- Don't crash your car into hot milk