A Farmtimizer is a Prepherial used in Mario Fart Wii and Mario Fart Wii grade 2 essential. It got cancelled because all of teh Fartimizers got poo all over it. In North America they are starting to import Fartimizers to England where all of teh internet spammers live so they post spam about the Fartimizer. They were even used in the toilets of crappy Notwork Northwest trains for 1st classes to make them to the OVER 9000th CLASS!!!!
Fortuately, they started making clean Fartimizers in the UK and Ireland.