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Mario Fart Racing (私は雌犬の母クソ息子です, Watashi wa meinu no haha kuso musukodesu in Japan) is a racing shame for the Pii U, Philips Toaster and Nintendo Dreamcast. There are plans for a sequel called Mario Cleans the Atmosphere and a remake called Mario Fart Racing Deluxe.
Story[]
While the squad was getting bored of racing over and over again with the same style, Kario comes up with a whole new idea after telling the squad he discovered a new permanent power-up, the Fart Beans. With the new power-ups they acquired, karting will never be same again.
Gameplay[]
The gameplay is really cool, I liked it a lot. It features many new characters and power-ups.
Modes[]
- Grand Prix - Race in a cup.
- Vs. Mode - Select the races you want to perform.
- Time Trials - The only race here is against the clock!
- Multiplayer Mode - Play with up to 3 friends.
- Battle Mode - In an arena version of a track, you must use items to defeat your opponents.
- Catch Zangoose - Like Battle Mode, but with a little bit of "Capture the Flag".
- Online Mode - Race with other people around the world.
Characters[]
This game has so many characters!
Character List[]
- Γuigi
- Abraham Lincoln
- Adolf Hitler
- Albert Einstein
- Angela Merkel
- Angry Video Game Nerd
- Attila
- Baby Bowser
- Baby Donkey Kong
- Baby Kamek
- Baby Luigi
- Baby Mario
- Baby Peach bitch peach bitch
- Baby Pink Gold Funky Kong
- Baby Waluigi
- Baby Wario
- Ballsackboy - cousin of Sackboy
- Barry the Bob-omb
- Batman
- Big Fat Meanie
- Big the Cat
- Birdo
- Blonic
- Bonkey Long
- Bonzi Buddy
- Boshi
- Bowser
- Bowser Jr.
- Bowser's third testicle
- Caillou
- Captain America
- Captain Atlantis
- Captain Crap
- Captain Crunch
- Captain Falcon
- Captain Hook
- Captain Line
- Captain Lou Albano
- Captain North Korea
- Captain Price
- Captain Saudi Arabia
- Captain Sealand
- Captain Sinker
- Captain Vatican
- Cartman & squad
- Cory Baxter
- Cranky Kong
- Crash Bandicoot
- CT Terrorist From CS-GO
- Darkwing Duck
- Darth Vader
- Diddy Kong - deleted from the game because he sucks, re-added after sucking Konkey's Dong
- Dipsy the anthromorphic dildo
- Dixie Kong
- Doc Louis
- Doge
- Dolan
- Donkey Kong
- Donald Trump
- Dora the Explorer
- Drek
- Eddie the Mean Old Yeti
- Expand Dong
- Fox McCloud
- Garry the Goomba
- Gandhi
- George Shington
- George Washington
- God
- Gordon Expensiveman
- Gordon Freeman
- Guy that sings Trololo song
- Hank the broken hammer
- Harambe
- Harry the Hammer Bro
- Hat Kid - from A Hat in Time
- He Thicc
- Hillary Clinton
- Homer Simpson
- Hotel Mario
- Internet the Explorer
- Iron Man & Dishwasher Man
- Jesus Christ
- John Cena
- Justin Bieber
- Karry the Koopa
- Kim Jong-Un
- Kirby
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Knuckles the Enchilada
- Konkey Dong
- Kratos
- Larry the Lakitu
- Leonardo Dicaprio
- Link
- Long Dong
- Luigi
- Luiginette
- Malleo
- Mao Zedong
- Marilyn Monroe
- Mario
- Marionette
- Megaman
- Metal Sonic
- Mickey Mouse
- Morgan Freeman
- Nebby the Cosmog - "Pew!"
- Nebby the dirty needle
- Nyan Cat
- Pacman
- PaRappa the Rapper
- Parry the piece of poo
- Peach
- Pepe the Frog
- Phoenix Wright
- Pingas
- Ponkey Tong
- Pringles Guy
- Queerio - Qario's queer cousin from other parental side. Obviously best friend and bedtime partner of Rainbow Yoshi
- Rainbow Yoshi - he's gay and proud!
- Recep Tayyip Erdogan - Special ability to ban anything
- Reggie Fils-Aime
- Ronkey Cong
- Sackboy - from LittleBigPlanet Racing
- Samus
- SANIC HEGEHOG!!!
- Sans - from Undertale
- Sarry the Shy guy
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Shigeru Miyamoto
- Shrek
- Shulk
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Speeder 1
- Spoderman & Spiderman
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Steve - from Minecraft
- Superman
- Tails
- Terrorist From CS-GO That Wears An Ugly Bandana Thingy And Sunglasses
- That Rich Nerd Gabe
- TJ "Henry" Yoshi
- Toad
- Toadette
- Troll Face
- Tommy Vercetti
- Ultra secret leader of Atheism that FBI and CIA pursues all time
- URL - From Legend of Yelda
- Vladimir Putin
- Waluigi
- Wamario
- Wario
- Weegee
- William Shakespeare
- Willy the dried weed joint
- Wreck-It Ralph
- Yoshis
- Zonkey Bong
- Patreon - The old logo, to be exact
- Jack Conte
- Barack Obama
- George W. Bush
- Daisy
- Koopalings
- Hulk
- Moses
- Thor
- Anakin Skywalker
- Teletubbies
- Mohammad - Censored, censor removed after unlocking other stuff and shit.
- Rosalina
- Grand Dad
- Aldus Manutius
- Francesco Griffo
- Creepy Susie - from The Oblongs
- Squidward
- Buddha
- Wesley Willis
- Ron Jeremy
- Lucario
- Sonichu
- Rainbow Dash
- Coldsteel the Hedgeheg
- Ronald McDonald
- Evil Guy
- Pinkachu
- Michael Jackson
- Samuel L. Jackson
- Nostalgia Critic
- Bob the Builder
- Wizpig
- Mari Oh!
- Pirate Goomba - Is a pirate Goomba.
- Light Yagami
- Baman & Piderman
- Dave - Dario's hobo brother
- Dr. Rabbit
- Green Bronze Luigi
- Jimmy Neutron
- Leonidas
- Maxwell
- Metal Mario
- Pink Gold Peach
- Scuttlebug
- Shovel Knight
- Sylveon
- Tito Dick
DLC Characters[]
Nice characters added with downloadable content
Mario's cousins
- Aario
- Bario
- Cario - The best at driving cars.
- Dario
- Eario
- Fario
- Gario
- Hario
- Iario
- Jario
- Kario - Often confused with Cario.
- Lario
- Nario
- Oario
- Pario
- Qario
- Rario
- Sario
- Tario
- Uario
- Vario
- Xario
- Yario
- Zario
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Alternate Costumes/Characters[]
By beating Staff Ghosts in Time Trials, you can unlock alternate costumes/character swaps for 16 of the characters.
New Power-ups[]
In addition to old ones, there's quite a few new power-ups as well.
- Balloon: Fill it with your own organic gas and fly through the course!
- Fart Beans: Already applied to every character permanently. Causes unexpected effects
- Gas Mask: Temporarily prevents the bad smell, causes better traction because of added road focus at result
- Gem of The Last Fartbender: Gives ability to bending fart and attacking others by this means
- Golden Fart Beans: Causes Golden Farts, which gives you 2x boost.
- Juicy Beans: Causes diarrhea that makes passed ground wet. Similar effect with bananas, but more effective. Graphical content banned in some versions of the game.
- Rotten Fart Beans: Ultimate power. Causes other racers intolerable smell, which results to losing vehicle control. Combining it with Zippo lighter is not advised.
- Ugly Barnacle: Shoves itself other racer's asses and make them temporarily lose control.
- Zippo Lighter: Flaming Farts can make you second Neil Armstrong if you're not careful enough
Tracks[]
Bean Cup
- Luigi Circuit - The first track in the game. It's pretty easy. (Music)
- CWCville Park - A nasty part of Virginia infested with Sonichus and Rosechus. (Music)
- Wet Fart Beach - A beach track where you can go underwater and pollute the ocean with farts. (Music)
- Creepy Susie's Mansion - The most depressing track in the game, and you have to endure three laps of it. (Music)
Toilet Cup
- Mario Circuit - Mario's track, obviously. It reeks of plumbing. (Music)
- Patreon Headquarters - Located in San Francisco. A good track for grinding coins. (Music)
- Sylveon Forest - A forest inhabited by Fairy-type Pokémon. They die when you fart on them... (Music)
- McDonald's PlayPlace - The grossest track in the game. Pee, poop and vomit everywhere! (Music)
Vomit Cup
- Shrek's Swamp - A very disgusting track. (Music)
- Teletubbyland - The land of the Teletubbies. (Music)
- Cheese Valley - You really get to cut the cheese in this track. (Music)
- Hazy Maze Cave - From Super Mario 64. Can you make it through here in 0.5 A-presses? Probably not! (Music)
Matrix Cup
Meme Cup
War Cup
Special Cup
- Frigid Farts - A snowy track. Your farts may freeze into blocks of ice here. (Music)
- Willy's Weed Garden - A cannabis garden owned by Willy the Dried Weed Joint. It really smells bad in here. (Music)
- Bowser's Throne Room - Actually Bowser's bathroom. You have to go through the plumbing and dodge poop. (Music)
- Gassy Galaxy - For the final track, you get to stink up the cosmos! Woohoo! (Music)
Soundtrack[]
In addition to the previous Kart series' soundtrack, Mario Fart Racing adds new varieties of music to enhance the gameplay experience greatly. Such examples are Death Metal and Rap genres. In some levels, these new music styles helps you to focus on your game and get maximum joy while playing!
Controversy[]
Many bronies were pissed off because Rainbow Dash, the only pony character, didn't get her own cup. After complaining, all they got was a drinking cup with Rainbow Dash's cutie mark on it in the mail.
Trivia[]
- The people who developed this game would later go on to develop Super Smash Bros. Volleybrawl.
- New Mario, Nim-Nom and Wowser were intended to be playable, but got cut sometime during development. Unused data for them can be found in the game's code.
- The game has a debug menu, which comes with an image of a woman wearing a coat and a dress. By setting specific values into the menu her clothing will be removed until the point where she is wearing nothing at all.