Rapper Mario was one of Mario's replacements. He was recently found dead after finishing up his last shame. He was inspired by Weird Al's song White and Nerdy. He died while he was fighting the Foreign Legion. Despite this, he was accidently revied by Napleon. Then he ran off. He still raps his retarted moves today, though none know where he is now. Napleon admitted he did not do it on purpose.
Rapper Mario's Song[]
[Verse 1]
This is the story that I try to ad-lib
Man was a great sight,he was born in his crib
He had a shiny gold rattle and a cool teddy too
And he made all the other babies look like...two?
[Hook]
I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario!
I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario!
I said dough to the man,Rapper Mario!
I said money to the man,Rapper Mario!
[Verse 2]
His years of-a growing went smoothly at first
Until he was caught rapping with liverwurst
Then he got his way out that made the teachers glad
He bribed them with the little little money that he had(Which is 12,000,000 dollars)
[Hook] I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario!
I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario!
I said no to the man,Rapper Mario
I said disagree to the man,Rapper Mario!
[Verse 3]
When New Mario ate too much and got pied
He took the guy's role and made the crew cry
He capitavated the whole entire world
With his funky'ol music his fanbase unfurled
[Hook]
I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario!
I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario!
I said snow to the man,Rapper Mario!
I said ice to the man,Rapper Mario!
[Bridge]
Come on,yo! Let's do what Rapper Mario would do! Even if it's hazardous for your health,diggy diggy diggy DOOOGGG!!!
1.Enter the Institute of Rappers,dawg!
2.Make a big rap number,dawg!
3.Make a tricked out car that jumps like crazy,dawg!
4.Get a gold tooth and get gold bling,dawg!
5.Get plastic surgeons to turn yourself into 100% gold,dawg!
6.Dance...while you're poopin,dawg!,
7.Try to fly,dawg!
8.Grow a mustache....on your stomach,dawg!
9.Grow a mustache....in the garden,dawg!
10:Burn your feet off,...oh,forget it.
[Verse 4]
O'l Rapper Mario passed a fateful day
While fighting with Napoleon on the hills on Bombay
The enemy was ready,the bullet was a-shot
And Ol' Rapper Mario fell down and went SPLOT!
[Hook]
I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario!
I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario!
I said Po to the man,Rapper Mario!
I said Joe to the man,Rapper Mario!
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