Fortran playing the lottery.
Fortran is the father of Malleo and the adoptive father of Weegee. He has an addiction to gambling and regularly paints his teeth blood red. He has even starred in his own game, Dian Shi Mali. Fortran's catch phrase is "PUSH START TO RICH!", which is based on the fact he pushes start to rich which explains why he has so much money. He also starred in the best shame known to Nobody, Super Mario World Bros., in which he threw crates at people and killed Gorvanjio. Then he gambled. Fortran also has a brother named Ragmiicho who often gets crushed by the guy this article is about and mauled/injured in other ways, but that's not important at all because they are related to weegee after all.
Fortran after eating 2 Koopas.
Fortran once showed his teeth without the red to someone, but then they died of it since it was so scary. Fortran thought "Do I have a new power?". But then looked into a mirror, saw his teeth without blood, had a heart attack, and died. He was revived by Ragamiicho Yushee was angry and killed Ragamiicho.