All of these freaks are weird. They're basically the enemies and mini-bosses of the Mario series.
- Goomba
- Koopa Troopa
- Bradzilla
- Shy Guy
- Goonie (Not to be confused with Moltz (or his son Mocha), who is one of the only freaks that isn't a freak, alongside Mocha....)
- Toad
- Hammer Bros.
- P
- Generic Humans
- UnMarioWiki Mascots
- Wawario
- Wabowarigi
- Wowser
- Gooey
- Batamon
- Dedekirby
- Waddle-Dee
- Fat Forest
- Bonkey Kong
- Marigi
- Wamarigi
- Duper Daiyen
- Fawful
- Daisy
- You