Guy Bones

Guy Bones. He never wins because his car is SMOKING!!! He really needs to get that fix'd.

Guy Bones is a kind of Dry Bones. He is one of the last remaining of them left alive, due to George W. Bush telling the USA that they tasted good burnt. He is a racer on the SMK TV show and is notorius for having never winning and throwing huge temper tantrums. 

These temper tantrums make Nex Rex very angry, and that is why she always tries to kill him.

Kart Stats

  • Kart=Elbow Grease
  • Top Speed= 5mph
  • Items= 10%
  • Acceleration= Horrible

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