Guy Bones
From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.
Guy Bones is a kind of Dry Bones. He is one of the last remaining of them left alive, due to George W. Bush telling the USA that they tasted good burnt. He is a racer on the SMK TV show and is notorius for having never winning and throwing huge temper tantrums.
[edit] Kart Stats
- Kart=Elbow Grease
- Top Speed= 5mph
- Items= 10%
- Acceleration= Horrible
This thing's a stub. It doesn't appear in dictionaries, so listen up what a stub is: A very small garbage can, with only a little junk. ADD MORE JUNK TO IT SO IT BECOMES A GIANT GARBAGE CAN!
