Heavy Weapons Guy Joins The X-Men is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!
Plot[]
A new member comes by, and Wario is scared of him. We'll he deal with the new member?
Script[]
Wario is sitting on his couch. Waluigi comes in.
Waluigi: Wario!!!
Wario is still asleep. Waluigi puts headphones on Wario and putted the song Epic Sax Guy on 100% volume.
Wario: WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!
Wario goes up like a rocket ship and goes up, later he goes down 5 minutes later.
Wario: What was that about?! I was taking a nap!
Waluigi: You have a new member today!
Wario: Please don't be him...
A Flashback starts and the video is called Meet Heavy.
Wario: I ALWAYS HATE THAT GUY!!!
Waluigi; What?!
Wario: Oh, nothing.
Then, the X-Men get behind the door.
Donkey Kong: So, what are we doing again?
Wario: I DON'T KNOW! I mean...we have a new member. (mumbles angrily)
Then, they heard a knock on the door. They open it...and guess who it is???
Billy Mays: Hi, Billy Mays here with-
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Writer 1: Omg well that sucks.
Writer 2: Yeah I know. Let's do it again with no mistakes.
Then, they heard a knock on the door. They open it...and guess who it is???
Heavy Weapons Guy; YOU ARE SO SMALL!!!
Wario: (omg he's annoying already)
Heavy: WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!
Wario: OMG STOP SAYING RANDOM QUOTES!!!
Everyone looks at Wario.
Wario: Uh???
Heavy: YOU MUST DIE YELLOW ONE!!!
Heavy gets out his favorite gun and shoots Wario to death. The end.