Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson is some kind of yellow goo shapped to look like a human. He loves donuts and is known for his phrase "d'oh!" that he says whenever he does something stupid which is always. He claims to have a wife named Marge and three kids named Bart, Lisa, and Maggie but this has been proven false and that he just made them up because no one would talk to him. It is unknown if Homer is actually a human or not, but most people's IQ is between 85 and 100 but Homer's is 20. Many people say he is an alien spy and is working for someone called Lenny Leonard. Many people have tried to kill him including the Teletubbies. He is almost as big a loser as George W. Bush. Homer Simpson's notable traits include a former job at NASA, a former hippi, a former millionaire, a former car designer, a former genius, a former Christian, a former friend of a president, a former assistant to a super-villain, a former Stonecutter, a former boxer, and a former popular character on a watched cartoon show.
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Early life
Homer Smpson used to be more stupid than he already is since he put crayons up his nose and works at a nuclear power plant. The second he was born he signed a tv contract apparently. Or maybe fox ran out of material, started filming random people and putting them on TV like they've been doing for quite a while. Nobody knows how he got so fat but some say that he ate santa which actually explains alot, like why he likes little elves, alcohol and rock concerts. This is also proved more beliavable since he in one episode becomes a hippie.
Parenting
Homer Simpson is the best parent in the world, he strangles his kids and let them be raised by TV, he is also very supportive by hating when his kids use their talent and stealing their money. Even when his daughter gets elected as president he doesn't seem to care. He's also always there for his kids by hating following them to places and only doing what they want because he has to.
Copyright lawsuit
In one of the episodes of The Simpsons, Homer, not moving, stood still. This made Nintendo file a lawsuit, sying that the part of the episode is a copyright violation because Homer ripped off the Stand Still move, and demanded that the part be removed in future broadcasts and DVD releases. The lawsuit began, but ended in .001 seconds because Nintendo claimed that Mario does it more stylishly and the part of the episode was an insult to Nintendo. Homer lost and had to hand over $1295.31 to the plaintiff. So now whenever you stand still and not move, Nintendo will SUE YOU!!!
Death
Homer was killed before the end of time as it was the end of The Simpsons. However, the Simpsons will never end; thus, Homer Simpson was proved to be immortal. However, God said that it would be unfair to let him live forever. So he died in the year 2999.
Rebirth
Scientists of now believe Homer will be revived before the beginning of Time II.
