Humans are mysterious aliens that live on Planet Earth. Not much is known about these horrible creatures, but they are extremely poor and dim witted. They are carelessly destroying Earth by killing animals and eating them, and polluting the Earth like no one has ever done before. Humans are one of the stupidest creatures you will ever meet. Some are even stupider than Goombas. Some are even stupider than dead goombas.
Humans are fleshy little bags of blood and guts. They are very fragile, even to the point that one fire blast or
could completely destroy it. Some humans are said to wear protective materials that they refer to as "clothes", but even these do not significantly improve their power. There is nothing notable about these creatures.