Hydrogen is the most popular drink in the Marioverse. It was first popularized in 2007 at George W. Bush's lemonade stand. It is now the most sold cold beverage, even more popular than Radium.
Hydrogen is 74% produced from Mario's farts. It can also be made from those hot sphery like things in the sky. Hydrogen spam mail is as of 2016 more common than Viagra spam, and only 1% of it is actually sold.
- Everyday, he walks with a paper in his hand where is written "Adopt the Hydrogen".
- Hydrogen asplodes if it comes into contact with Oxygen.
- Do we really need an article like this?