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Jar Jar Binks is making fun of something...
Jar Jar Binks is one of the most popular charcters in the
UnWorld. He lives in a regular house and liked to play with
Baby Yoshi. When he heard that his best friend died from
The Harvester, Jar Jar was training in his woods, ploting the evilest revange. He later met
Squidward, who tought him how to fight giant things like The Harvester. Soon enough,
The Fallen found Jar Jar Binks and challenged him to a fight. The battle was 30 mintues and 2.5 seconds, and Jar Jar broke The Fallen's arm off. The six year old robot screamed and ran away, going to tell his father what happened.
[edit] The Ultimate Duel with Weegee
8 months after Jar Jar defeated The Fallen, Jar Jar found a paper that said:
Weegee's Tourney of Doom! Winner wins 2,000,000 smackaroos and 2 piceces of Adobe!
Jar Jar Binks got exicted about this, so he entered. He won ever battle he was in, and then had to fight Bowser. Jar Jar's fight was 1 hour and 30 mintues, and Bowser lost. Weegee was suprised, so he fought Jar Jar Binks. Even though Jar Jar was not imune to Weegee's stare, he won. How? Jar Jar Binks was blindfolded.
