The Kalamari desert is a track on The Adventures of SMK TV. The track is approximately 300,000 feet in length and forms the shape of a doughnut. Along this track occasionally suffocating Bloopers will pop up out of the sand and try to eat drivers. If one of the drivers drove into a red Blooper, They get a huge speed boost.


  • This is the only track in season 3
  • Kalamari Desert was REALLY boring because all the drivers would do was turn right the whole time.

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