Kilogramio
From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.
Kilogramio is a very fat Mario. He weighs about 2000lbs and eats lotsa SPAGHETTI for DINNER. He's so fat that can't fit in Princess Peach's Castle. Witnesses said that when he battles on First Destination that stage breaks up into two or it tilts. Fat Peach was his girlfriend. He is also Batamon's uncle's friend.
| Mario and Replacements |
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| Original Mario | New Mario | Cario | Rapper Mario | Kilogramio | Smallio | Lario | Hitario | Dry Mario | Mummio | Wario | Malleo | Tario | Meegee | Marreoh | Captain Lou Albano |
This thing's a stub. It doesn't appear in dictionaries, so listen up what a stub is: A very small garbage can, with only a little junk. ADD MORE JUNK TO IT SO IT BECOMES A GIANT GARBAGE CAN!
