King of Hyrule

—King of Hyrule

The King of Hyrule (King Harkinian) is the King of West Hyrule. He originally ruled all Hyrule, but after the Hyrulian Civil War, he took West Hyrule, and gave this guy East Hyrule. His favorite food is DINNER. Lacking DINNER will trigger a reaction in which he will destroy everything around him unless DINNER is found. He is infamous for leading the UnMario defense in PHILIPS, and took out UserBill with the almighty true power of DINNER. He believes that peace is what all true warriors strive for. He used to be Princess Zelda's father but in The Wind Waker he got turned into a boat or something. No wait, was that a different king? Despite being a good guy, he was the final boss of the shame, Final Spaghetti, where he can summon his Boi and use the powerful magic of DINNER. Mario and Mama Luigi had to chase after him as he kidnapped Peach, yet they forgot about her when they destroy the castle. Recently, it is revealed that the King is one of the few guys who doesn't get effected by Weegee's stare although Weegee sometimes manages to kill him by using it anyway. He made an appearance along with Link as a boss in Super Mario & Wario Moonshine and you fought him in the Museum Of DINNER.

Death

The King of Hyrule died tommorow due to alcohol poisoning from too much wine. Nobody, Squidward, and the rest of the SWSS came to his funeral.