|Real Name:||Kirby (formerly Popopo)|
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|Death:||Nope! He will just have to restart the game.|
`1Kirby, also known as <(o'.'o<), (>o'.'o)>, or <(o'.'o)>, is a flying pink puffball that can devour almost anything and have whatever he inhales power, that used to live with his mother. However, one day his dad came to the room where Kirby and his mom were watching TV, and told Kirby to Go play outside, because Kirby watched way too much TV. 10 minutes later, he heard his mother gasp and the sound of stabbing. Kirby thought his dad was killing mommy, even though it was OBVIOUSLY the TV so he ran outside of the house, and started living in the street. Since he didn't have any money or food, he became the world's cutest serial killer; savagely devouring anything that moved AND didn't moved; turning into them.
Kirby is a bloated, pink 'nad. He was first introduced to the mainstream in Super Smash Bros. to widen his popularity, as no one had ever freakin heard of him before. Most fans of Kirby nowadays consist of the elderly and your mom. It has been said that Kirby surpasses even Jigglypuff on some levels, however, this is just a rumor that has been lurking in places unknown to humanity.
Basically, Kirby is a pink, circular ball with red "shoes" at the bottom and stubby arms on the left and right sides of his body. Of course, swallowing melonz and gaining powers is his "trademark" along with red blushes on his face. He will eat everything in sight, no matter the size, much like a fatty but without the weight gain. He also has clones, too, which first started to appear in the remake for Kirby's Adventure and in Kirby and the Amazing Mirror. These "clones" come in three different colors: Red, Yellow, and Green. Often, these clones appear in multiplayer games and in Kirby and the Amazing Mirror as friends. However, they are senseless and run around all over the place, so it's best not to bother them. They do appear in future games on the Nintendo DS. This is obvious and shouldn't be said, but Kirby sucks in both ways.
After living 4 years hypnotizing his victims and eating them, Kirby met this fat, dumb, blue penguin who said he was so fat, not even Kirby would be able to inhale him. Kirby tried, but only could swallow his hammer, so he got hammer powers, and started hammering people that called him Voracious Strawberry Flavored Marshmallow Puffball of Doom. After that, Dedede got hungry, so he went to the sky, took the the powerful wand (aka the Star Rod), and wished for a Kirby.
Kirby immediately appeared there, then Dedede inhaled him, and since Kirby had no other choice, he had to become part of Dedede to survive his deadly stomach acids; he also started critizicing the writers for making people small when they enter other people's bodies. Kirby then inhaled a bit part of Dedede's Neck, and with his own head, he covered the bleeding and became his second head, becoming a horrible abomination with Kirby in command.
find some death ray beam to separate them. However, the Driver was a woman, and crashed before Kirby could say Poyo, poyo! which means So that's why daddy never let mommy drive OR Does Paris Hilton like Japanese Meatballs?. Kirby had found a Paris Hilton poster in a kids' museum, and swallowed it, so everyone agrees that he most likely said this.
politicians. Dedekirby inhaled one of them, and got a nice suit plus a hat; when they stepped in, they were separated. But right at that instant, some weird Spanish Accent guy called Meta Knight came in and chopped George W. Bush's arm, then moved around randomly like a Ninja, saying Holy crap you freed the bad guys you idiots!!.Then he met a dope named Tiff and the worlds stupedist petrson Tuff
After that, Kirby did a lot of stuff. This is a Summary of not all of what he did.
Later, he was watching the stars, when some evil tiny witch came and started poking with a crystal, so he called º. So Kirby beat them up, and discovered that the possesser was actually a Peek-a-boo. So he went to collect random crystals in different planets, and defeated many bosses, plus the final boss which was a white Peek-a-boo with a lot of eyes. So he got jealous of Kirby and started copying his powers. After Kirby pwn3d him easily, the crystals went berserk and started mutilating the people of the tiny witch's planet, trying to find who was a bad guy. Then this holy weirdo came and started shooting lasers at Kirby. Kirby shot lasers too with the Mutilating Crystal and pwn3d him too. Then everything was back to normal, and Kirby got laid by Jigglypuff the celebration night.
Later Kirby was watching a fight between Meta Knight and his millionaire half-brother, the latter being the winner, so he sealed Meta Knight into a mirror and broke it, later having complaints from the neighbor. Then Shadow Kirby came and walked around and went into a world. Kirby was bored, and beat a lot of bosses and freed Meta Knight. Then he pwn3d Dark Meta Knight. Then he inhaled People's Nightmares again, and became Bob Saget's right hand man again. Shiggy then came with 2 controllers and started fighting with Bob saget inside Kirby's mind with the cables in his mouth, since he brought a TV, Bob being Nightmare and Shiggy being Kirby. Shiggy beat Bob in 1 hit and Kirby turned back to normal.
Kirby's Dream Land: King Derpderpderp steals all of the food because he is a fucking fatass. Kirby must swallow melonz and various items and go on a quest to find all of it. Graphics are worse than shit when compared to Pokemon Red & Blue. (Which were shit already.)
Kirby's Adventure: A favorite among the fanboys, Kirby's Adventure came out for the Nintendo Erection System. In this game, when Kirby inhales melonz of any kind, they give him magical powers that when used, create special effects that don't do shit. King Derderder is still up to his old tricks again, so he then steals the damn Star Rod and cuts his arm up into seven pieces. At the end of the game, a plot twist unfolds and now you have to battle Nightmare to save everyone's wet dreams. Moar shit graphics, but awesome music is awesome.
Kirby's Dream Land 2: Introduces the animal fuckers. They include: Rick, Kine, and one of which being you. Still, graphics are shitand the plot has not been changed except for the edit of King Derderder to black person and food to shit nobody cares about.
Kirby's Dream Land 3: This came out on the Super Nintendo Erection System, while everything is basically the same from the previous Dream Land video game, they throw in three new animal fuckers. They include: Nago the lolcat, a green bird, and a creaturecreated using the ancient version of the Internet Hate Machine. Graphics are awesome for the console (Which are rather less shitter then the last games) and awesome music is awesome again. Also, the final boss is a GIANT BLOODY EYE, but you have to get over 9000 Heart Star things to even fight it.
Kirby Super Star: Instead of creating another game, the geniuses over at Nintendo and HAL. Laboratory just created a bunch of shitty mini-games and stuffed them all into a Super Nintendo cartridge. These games are: Spring Breeze, The Arena, SOUND TEST, Milky Way Wishes, Revenge of Meta Knight, and The Great Cave Offensive. This game, along with Super Smash Bros., is responsible for another YouTube fad named Kirbyroll.
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards: Kirby is now viewed in three dimensions (Nintendo 64 achieved this, of course), allowing users to see his circular body more clearly. Again like the previous Dream Land video game but with minor changes in plot/gameplay and 3D! OMG! This game also takes part in Nintendo's gimmick of putting "64" at the end of every title. This also has the same GIANT BLOODY EYE, but now you have to collect over 9000 crystal things instead of Heart Shards. In the end, everybody shoves the crystal shards up their anuses and uses the blood as lubricant for their giant penguin-puffball orgies.
Kirby's EPIC Yarn: Last Thursday, Nintendo introduced it at E3. In this game, Kirby can't even fly,and can't suck any cocks. However, he can use a Yarn to grab his enemies and use them like he wants to. The trailer, however, didn't show anything epic and made the boss fights look stupid with its retarded difficulty and shitty. boring gameplay. and the pedophiles who eat up any kirby-game to boost. its easily the worst game in the franchise(even for kirby-standards),
Every game after this is either a fucking remake or an easy piece of shit. Mostly appearing on the Nintendo DS or the Gameboy Advance.
How to create a Kirby game
- 1.Prepare a 2D game that takes 5 years to develop.
- 2.Add a faggot enviroment, recycled remixed music, and a story that was pulled out of someone's ass.
- 3.Create a abusable spherical character, then pretend its just as popular as other major VG characters.
- 4.Make the main character suck up everything in site, then put a hat on them so it can copy the abilities of retro video games characters.
When Kirby lost to The Harvester, he of course became a slave. He was one of the ones to be impeeched into SkyNet's army. Then, during the war, Kirby escaped by eating the not very popular Raisin Berry DINNER.
Mario Tag Stats
- Strength: 2.8/5
- Speed: 4/5
- Jump: 4.8/5
- Special ability: 4.3/5