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Lakitus are little, nerdy koopas who live with their moms. They like floating around on their Clouds, stalking people and throwing Spinies at them because they have nothing to do. For some reason, Lakitus hate people who wear red, green, or blue clothing like Mario and Luigi. They try to hit them with Spiny eggs (which are actually normal Spinies). A Lakitu also works for Nintendo in Mario Mart as the cameraman, as Nobody else was interested in this. For that, Nobody hates Lakitus.