Loser 64 is a shame that came from when the Ancient Geeks were young. It was a terrible game, and all you could do was die or lose. Since it was made such a long time ago, the players were Mario, George Bush, Yoshi, and Waluigi back when he was a deadly English muffin.


  • Level 1: Loser Hills - In this level, you play as Mario, having to die from Goombas mauling you. This level is more impossible than the rest.
  • Level 2: Politically Incorrect - You play as George W. Bush in a presidential election, your opponent being Bill Cosby. You will always lose in this level yet it is easier than the previous one.
  • Level 3: Eatless Eating - You play as Yoshi in a field of several mega tons of Cheese. In this level you must eat all the cheese without eating all the cheese. If you do or don't, your left arm will asplode for no reason and Someone will rob $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 from your bank account. Next you will be possessed by Microsoft Sam (not to mention that you will LOSE).

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