Malleo vs. is the second episode of Malleo and Weegee.
Plot[]
Malleo gets into a bunch of fights.
Script[]
Malleo and Weegee are sitting by the side of the road, Malleo is drinking Coke and Weegee is drinking Sprite (hey, Coke is red, Sprite is green). Suddenly, a random strong-looking guy walks up.
RSLG: Hey, whatchoo call me?!
MALLEO: I called you nothing. Leave me alone.
RSLG: I AM NOT NOTHING!!!!
MALLEO: That's not what I--
The RSLG picks up Malleo.
MALLEO: Aaahh! Fire Flower!
Malleo's act is in instinctive defense, but it was really more of an attack.
RSLG HP: 0/246
WEEGEE: Hey, this isn't an RPG!
RSLG HP: 1,000,000/246
WEEGEE: Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry!
RSLG HP: 0/246
WEEGEE: Thank God.
MALLEO: Hey, I'm strong! I'll keep getting into fights to get stronger! I will rule the world!
Malleo is then shown getting into about 13 fights, each foe stronger then the next.
Hours later...
MALLEO: Whew! I'm the strongest man alive!
Malleo randomly beats up Mallow, who happens to be passing by.
MALLOW: Ouch.
MALLEO: I am invincible!
An awesome face falls on Malleo.
MALLEO: Darn.
The end.