The Hardware store for the episode
"People Are Tools" is the first episode of Malleo and Weegee.
Plot[]
A scene for the episode
Malleo gets a toolbox, but Weegee isn't too fond of it... DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Script[]
Weegee is sitting on the couch in his living room, when Malleo walks in carrying a toolbox.
MALLEO: Hey, bro.
WEEGEE: Malleo, where did you get the toolbox?
MALLEO: I bought it at a hardware store. Look, there's all kinds of stuff in here. Hammers, wrenches, screwdrivers, screws, nails, a few nuts, a few bolts, some grenades, a nail gun, a staple gun, a sledgehammer,--that explains why it's so heavy--a bomb, a gun, some bullets, some powder... everything you could want!
WEEGEE: That's nice.
The next morning...
Weegee hears banging and gets out of bed. He sees Malleo driving nails into a wall.
WEEGEE: Oh, Malleo, what are you doing??
MALLEO: I'm driving nails into this wall, Weegee.
WEEGEE: ...Yeah. You are. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH THAT F***ING WALLPAPER COST?!?
Weegee forcefully kicks Malleo out of the house and he splashes into Tadpole Pond.
MALLEO: What the-- oh, hi fish.
Malleo comes up and out of the water.
MALLOW: Crap. Even humans can live underwater. And I can't.
FROGFUCIUS: Well, it all comes of not being an amphibian or a fish.
MALLOW: Humans are amphibians??
FROGFUCIUS: No.
MALLOW: Then how can Malleo breath underwater?
FROGFUCIUS: Plothole.
,MALLOW: Yeah, right. If it was a plothole, it wouldn't be so obvious. Are they fish.
FROGFUCIUS: If they were, Malleo would be dead. And he wouldn't have eyelids.
MALLOW: Oh.
FROGFUCIUS: You'd be able to breath even in space if you join the Dark Side.
MALLOW: Aw, no.
Frogfucius starts chasing Mallow around with a lightsaber.
Meanwhile, Malleo walks over to Toad.
MALLEO: Toad, I'd like you to take care of this toolbox for me.
TOAD: But I'm not even a meme! I'm not worthy!
MALLEO: Don't give this "I'm not worthy" crap. I am like the Jewish god--not to be worshipped.
TOAD: Oh.
Toad takes the tool box and plans to return it tomorrow. Meanwhile, Malleo walks home.
MALLEO: I'm home!
WEEGEE: Where's that infernal toolbox?
MALLEO: Um... Toad-- I mean, I threw it out.
WEEGEE: Good.
The next day...
The doorbell rings.
WEEGEE: I'll get it!
MALLEO: Uh-oh.
MAILMAN: Mail call!
MALLEO: Oh, thank God.
The doorbell on the back door rings.
MALLEO: I'll get it!
Toad is at the door with the toolbox.
MALLEO: Hi Toad.
WEEGEE: Ah-ha!
MALLEO: Darn.
Two minutes later...
WEEGEE: Malleo, I've decided to let you keep the toolbox.
MALLEO: Really? You mean it?
WEEGEE: As long as you don't destroy anything.
The next day...
MALLEO: Say, I never did test out this staple gun.
Malleo fires his staple gun repeatedly. Soon after, Weegee comes up with staples all over him.
WEEGEE: MALLEOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
MALLEO: Uh-oh!
The end.