Mario's Mansion is an old shame that was never actually made. Mario wins the lottery and decides to buy a mansion with the money when he arrives there, he finds that there are many ghosts there (and George W. Bush). George and Mario decide to look around, George finds a big mac on the floor but then it turns out it was a trap and George falls down a hole and is eaten by Tyrannosaurus Alan. Mario must continue on his own but then several ghosts come and turn him into Ronald McDonald and steal his DINNER. The Mansion turns into a forest somehow and the game begins. The game was supposed to be released on the Pii. It is also the name of Paris Hilton's home after Mario murdered her. Right now it is called Mario's Ruins after the Katsu War because of the German Weegee's attack. It is currently used as a crackhouse.