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Mario Car Wii is a successful shame that unlike the other shames, doesn't just take place on a course, it takes place on highways.

Characters

  • Mario - Mushy Morons
  • New Mario - Mushy Morons
  • Luigi - Mushy Morons
  • Yoshi - Mushy Morons
  • Weegee - Mushwume Kingdume Wacews
  • Peach - Pee for Princess
  • Fat Peach - Fat Floozies
  • Daisy - Pee for Princess
  • Wario - Fat Floozies
  • Waluigi - Rejected Bimbo
  • Dora the Explorer - Slow Explorers
  • Internet the Explorer - Slow Explorers
  • Gourmet Guy - Something Guys
  • Evil Guy - Something Guys
  • Shaggy - Scooby Stupids
  • Scooby - Scooby Stupids
  • Microsoft Sam - Incessant Chatterboxes
  • Ronald McDonald - Fast Food Figure-heads
  • Link - CD-i Bozos
  • Bill Clinton - Poopy Politicians

Unlockable Characters

  • Malleo - Mushwume Kingdume Wacews (Beat Glass Cup with Weegee on 1000cc)
  • George W. Bush - Poopy Politicians (Beat Styrofoam Cup with Bill Clinton in 100cc)
  • The King - Fast Food Figureheads (Get 8th Place in the Paper Cup with Ronald McDonald in 10cc)
  • Colonel Sanders - Fast Food Figureheads (Get 8th Place in the Plastic Cup with Ronald McDonald in 10cc)
  • Yushee - Mushwume Kingdume Wacews (Beat Glass Cup with Malleo on 1000c)
  • Sawneek - Mushwume Kingdume Wacews (Beat Glass Cup with Yushee on 1000cc)
  • Microsoft Anna - Incessant Chatterboxes (Beat the Paper Cup with Microsoft Sam on 10000cc)
  • Siri - Incessant Chatterboxes (Beat the Plastic Cup with Microsoft Anna on 10000cc)
  • King - CD-i Bozos (Beat the Styrofoam Cup with Link on 10cc)
  • Ganon - CD-i Bozos (Beat the Styrofoam Cup with Link on 100cc
  • Squadala Man - CD-i Bozos (Beat the Styrofoam Cup with Link on 1000cc)
  • Morshu - CD-i Bozos (Beat the Styrofoam Cup with Link on 10000cc)
  • Wendy - Fast Food Figureheads (Beat the Glass Cup with the other Fast Food Figureheads on 10000cc)


==Cars==

Every character has 2 cars. The second one is unlocked.

  • Mario - Mario Mobile
  • New Mario - Newer Mario Mobile
  • Luigi - Green Mario Mobile
  • Weegee - The Staring I
  • Peach - Peachy Car
  • Fat Peach - Cake Float
  • Daisy - Flower Pow!-er
  • Wario - Wario Bike
  • Waluigi - Skinny 'n Tall Car
  • Dora the Explorer - Backpack (used as a hacky-sack)
  • Internet the Explorer - Microsoft.com (hover-board like)
  • Gourmet Guy - Gourmet Tank
  • Evil Guy - Evil Car
  • Shaggy - Mystery Machine
  • Scooby - Mystery Machine
  • Microsoft Sam - Text Truck
  • Ronald McDonald - McCar
  • Link - Pegasus Boots (NOT used as a car)
  • Bill Clinton - Tank
  • Malleo - Malleo Mobile
  • George W. Bush - Limo
  • The King - Burger Mobile
  • Colonel Sanders - Chicken Tray
  • Yushee - Yushee Car
  • Sawneek - Hai-Speede Shouze (NOT used as a car)
  • Microsoft Anna - Character Car (as in text character)
  • Siri - iCar (ly)
  • King - Dinner
  • Ganon - Die car
  • Squadala Man - Magic carpet
  • Morshu - Bombs Pickup truck (Blow up on Morshu)
  • Wendy - Wendy's Sign

Unlockable Cars

To unlock these cars, you have to beat the game once with every character.

  • Mario - Red Luigi Mobile
  • New Mario - Newer Red Luigi Mobile
  • Luigi - Luigi Mobile
  • Weegee - The Green Looker
  • Peach - Lovely Truck
  • Fat Peach - McDonalds Tank
  • Daisy - Daisy Driver
  • Wario - Fatty Float
  • Waluigi - Wawa car
  • Dora the Explorer - Map (used as a skate-board(rips Map apart while stepping on him))
  • Internet the Explorer - Desktop
  • Gourmet Guy - Gourmet Plane
  • Evil Guy - Evil Truck
  • Shaggy - Shaggy Poop
  • Scooby - Scooby Poop
  • Microsoft Sam - Chatting Car
  • Ronald McDonald - McTruck
  • Link - Broadband Bus
  • Bill Clinton - Linty Truck
  • Malleo - Malleo Mowel
  • George W. Bush - Bush 'n Hedge Mobile
  • The King - Kingly Kar
  • Colonel Sanders - Chicken Nugget
  • Yushee - Egg wane
  • Sawneek - Sawneek Twuck
  • Microsoft Anna - Talkative Truck
  • Siri - iPhone (y)
  • King - Mah Car
  • Ganon - Dark Driver
  • Squadala Man - Carpet (Does not move, if you pick this car, you will lose)
  • Morshu - The Morsher
  • Wendy - Baconator

Cups and Tracks

Styrofoam Cup Paper Cup Plastic Cup Glass Cup
Mushroom Plains KFC Windows Computer Gourmet Guy's Restaurant
Gween Hiww Zowne McDonald's Dora's Computer Hyrule
White House Mushwume Kindume The Internet Wendy's
Eyeball Forest Fatty Fat Land iPhone Rainbow Road

Special Items

  • Mario - Red Fireballs (Like in MK:DD!!)
  • New Mario - Orange Fireballs (Same as Red & Green Fireballs)
  • Luigi - Green Fireballs (Like in MK:DD!!)
  • Weegee - Weegee Eyeball (Temporarely freezes everyone who looks at it)
  • Peach - Heart (Like in MK:DD!!)
  • Fat Peach - Cake (Makes Fat Peach fatter, that's it)
  • Daisy - Daisy (Sends any item that touches it back to the thrower and affects him/her/it)
  • Wario - Condensed Fart (Wario farts and dies from the bad smell)
  • Waluigi - Nothing
  • Dora the Explorer - Item inside Backpack (Get a completely useless item ex. books, pacifier, milk, etc.)
  • Internet the Explorer - Google Search (Sends seven random offensive items to all other players)
  • Gourmet Guy - Yummy Food (Makes Gourmet Guy jump a lap ahead)
  • Evil Guy - Evil Item (Does something evil)
  • Shaggy - Shaggy Poop (Slows down Shaggy)
  • Scooby - Scooby Snack (Scooby thinks he's powerful, so jumps out of the car, only to get run over)
  • Microsoft Sam - Keyboard Input (Slows down everybody except the Incessant Chatterboxes)
  • Ronald McDonald - Ran Ran Ru! (Makes everyone yell out Ran Ran Ru!)
  • Link - Octorok (Tosses on octorok which acts like a moving banana shooting something)
  • Bill Clinton - U.S. Money (Everyone Heavy and Obese chases the money, which usually leads off-course)
  • Malleo - Malleo Cweam (Acts like an Oil Slick, but Weegeefies anyone who slips on it)
  • George W. Bush - Fake Money (Like U.S. Money, but everyone chases Bush instead)
  • The King - Burger (Obese characters chase after it and stop for 50 seconds)
  • Colonel Sanders - Chicken (Same as burger but leads off-course and characters stop for 30 seconds)
  • Yushee - Yushee Egg (Weegifies anyone it touches)
  • Sawneek - Spwing (Any item that touches it bounces in a random direction)
  • Microsoft Anna - Preview Voice Button (Same as Keyboard Input)
  • Siri - Vocal Input (Same as Keyboard Input, but slows down instead of stop)
  • King - Dinner (King stops and eats dinner)
  • Ganon - Die (Heavy and Obese characters die)
  • Squadala Man - Squadala Dump (Dumps someone out of bounds while saying "Squadala!")
  • Morshu - Bombs (Blows up Morshu)
  • Wendy - Dictator Pass (Enslaves Fast Food Figureheads)

Weight Classes

Light

These characters get run over by any item and any other weight class

  • Dora the Explorer
  • Scooby
  • Shaggy

Medium

These characters are normal

  • Mario
  • New Mario
  • Luigi
  • Weegee
  • Peach
  • Daisy
  • Waluigi
  • Internet the Explorer
  • Gourmet Guy
  • Evil Guy
  • Microsoft Sam
  • Ronald McDonald
  • Link
  • Malleo
  • Colonel Sanders
  • Yushee
  • Sawneek
  • Microsoft Anna
  • Siri
  • Wendy

Heavy

These characters push lighter characters easily

  • Bill Clinton
  • George Bush
  • The King
  • King
  • Ganon
  • Squadala Man
  • Morshu

Obese

These characters can't move

  • Wario
  • Fat Peach

Items

  • Item Box
  • Fake Item Box
  • Banana
  • Triple Banana
  • Green Shell
  • Triple Green Shell
  • Red Shell
  • Triple Red Shell
  • Blue Shell
  • Mushroom
  • Triple Mushroom
  • Golden Mushroom
  • Fire Flower
  • Super Leaf
  • Lucky 7
  • Star
  • Lightning
  • Bullet Bill
  • Boo
  • POW Block
  • Mega Mushroom
  • Thunder Cloud
  • Bob-Omb

Classes

  • 10cc - Characters barely move
  • 100cc - Normal
  • 1000cc - Characters move too fast
  • 10000cc - Impossible to keep track of anything
  • Miror Mode - Screen Flipped
  • Upside-down Mode - Screen is Upside Down

Trivia

  • Dora lives inside a Computer
  • Wario and Fat Peach are Useless
  • This is trivia point number 3

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