The point of this useless game
A random man sitting in an office eating mushroom pizzas is nonstop making charts about pointless stuff like the majority of fishermen who like creme brulee. These charts are sent to Mario Chart games all over the world ( not really coz the only person who bought the game was blind and deaf and mute and paralysed and had no nose and was in a coma and was probably dead) where players can race over the line charts like linerider in 2D. Hooray.
One control - go.
Mario - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! some little annoying duuude