Mario Teaches Typing is the most violent video game ever, and was rated AO as an absolute minimum, and currently holds the record for the most violent video game of all time. Those who have played it have been either hospitalized in a mental hospital, or have been sentenced for crimes from armed robbery, assault, and battery, all the way up to genocide. It is recommended that you do not play this game unless you have been in an alien labor camp full of violence during an alien occupation and have somehow kept sane.
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