Hello there! Welcome to Mario does Random Shit: The Game! I am your narrator, SSF2Bloopers. Let's just get right into the game.
You are Mario, and you are at your house. What do you do?
- Stomp a Goomba
- Stomp Luigi
- Do Random Crap
- Nuck Figgers
- Shit on your own Dick
- Win the Game (This choice is unavailable. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!)