McCainToad is a Toad who is a political ally of George W. Bush. Since McCainToad tastes horrible, he is safe from being eaten. He appears at the beginning of [[Super Un[MarioWiki Mascots 64]], where he tells George W. Bush that Barack Obama has kidnapped Hillary Clinton.
McCainToad ran for President with PalinShroom but failed miserably and got ate by Barack Obama. Since McCainToad is poisonous, though, Obama barfed and filled the Black House with vomit, and McCainToad started to fuck Palinshroom and the two had a kid, What's His Name?