McCainToad
From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.
McCainToad is a Toad who is a political ally of George W. Bush. Since McCainToad tastes horrible, he is safe from being eaten. He appears at the beginning of Super UnMarioWiki Mascots 64, where he tells George W. Bush that Barack Obama has kidnapped Hillary Clinton.
This thing's a stub. It doesn't appear in dictionaries, so listen up what a stub is: A very small garbage can, with only a little junk. ADD MORE JUNK TO IT SO IT BECOMES A GIANT GARBAGE CAN!
