Men in the Suits

From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.

The Men in the Suits are government people. They are very intimidating, because they all have SUITS! They are known to go to illegal places and shut them down. They also have to interrorgate guys like a certain Italian plumber in order to figure out stuff. One of their least important priorities is to protect the President, George W. Bush. The Men in the Suits are obsessed with their hair and the straightness of their ties, because everyone knows that if you don't have a straight tie you'll get executed! There is also a league of Men in Suits, they have many members from all over the world that have no power what so ever!

[edit] Members

• George W. Bush
• Barack Obama
• John McCain
• Hillary Clinton
• Gordon Brown
• Shigeru Miyamoto
• That Sony Guy
• The King
• Squadala Man