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Microsoft Island, a small country in the continent of Cee Pii Yu, is known to be the home of an unorthodox race of people called PC users. PC users worship and devote their lives to a man named Bill Gates, founder of the island and God of the PC users, who eventually will take over the world. These people are also known for using Microsoft Windows on their computers, Windows 8, the latest version of Windows, is the reason for the destruction of Earth in 2013 with it's crappy interface.
Windows 8 is presumably a asswipe for Hipsters, so don't ever buy that OS unless you want to look like Microsoft Sam's shitty dildo.
At least Windows 7 was a legible form on Microsoft Island's operating systems.