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Misty

The Mist Girl with Weegee spying.

The Mist Girl (Also nick named Misty or Miss Mist.) is a very strange, demonic girl that can be found in your Pokédex. She was once a Digimon and then became a Mariomon, exploding in Ham 64. She used to be a Pickle from Toad Town that worked as a cashier until Bill Gates mutated her into a Digimon. Mist Girl also wears a false mustache and sombrero to hide from the Cheese Squadron, who want to arrest her for stealing Cheese. The Cheese Squadron also wants to get rid of her lover, Awesome Guy. Mist Girl currently lives with a Pikachu on a deserted island working as a professional rapper.

As a Digimon[]

After becoming a Digimon, Mist Girl soon started getting cash from the government because she had a move that could make all cheese dissapear. This didn't work and was soon bribed with 573 pounds of Toast. She accepted and then lived on Yoshi's Island. However, this was during the Yoshi's Island Scandal, and Yoshi soon blasted her into a Mariomon.

Seizomon[]

As a Mariomon, Mist Girl was called Seizomon. This was because she gave seizures to people that she hated. She tried to use this power on the Cheese Squadron, causing a member to die. The Cheese Haters soon made her famous until they found a picture of her eating stolen cheese. This made Mist Girl ashamed and depressed, eating tons of Toads and the 573 pounds of Toast she got. She gained lots of weight from this and dressed like Evil Guy to try to get her fame back. This led to an event called the Evil Guy Betrayal.

Mist Girl Rap[]

Like said before, Mist Girl can rap and rap good! Here's her smash hit, Gotta Kill 'em all:

  • Gotta kill 'em all, Gotta kill 'em all,
  • The Cheese Squadron must DIE,
  • They bring shame to all of Koridai,
  • They hardly ever say "please?",
  • When they gotta eat some cheese,
  • I'm gonna fire my laser,
  • And I'm gonna stab them with a razor,
  • Gotta kill 'em all, Gotta kill 'em all,*2 times*
  • Yoshi, Bill Gates, Mario and his replacement,
  • They all live in a basement,
  • "Saving Cheese", oh please!
  • They're eviler than Evil Guy,
  • You just don't see through their eyes!
  • THE CHEESE SQUADRON MUST DIE!!!!
  • Gotta kill 'em all, Gotta kill 'em all! (Repeated 6 times.)
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