Nachos are a highly intelligent species of Thingy, which happen to taste very nice with chilli salsa. Unfortunately they are so tasty that they are too busy getting eaten to use their high IQ for anything at all. They have no way of escaping from a predator as they couldn't be bothered to evolve arms or legs (or anything else for that matter).

Nachos are the results of an experiment gone wrong by NintenNazi