Nintendo SD Obese is the newest Nintendo "handheld". It features 2 screens, 8 buttons and a directional pad. However it's too heavy and large. One time, the Angry German Kid bought a Nintendo SD Obese by saying the word "Katsu" inside Wal-Mart and everyone blew up. Then he played it and then blew up himself. He was never seen again... except for that time when he blew up George Volcano's Breakfast by saying "Katsu". Then George Volcano erupted and killed the Angry German Kid.
Out and About
- Bits: 128 bit
- Engine (yeah, engine.): Snail powered (too slow).
- Weight: 25 kg/ 49 lbs (too heavy)
- Processor: SnailWorks Super Duper Super Processor
- First Shames:
- Wii Fat was intended to be released to Nintendo Wii, but Nintendo released it to Nintendo SD Obese. Its reasons for doing so are unknown.