You want to say "F**k Ni***rs" so badly, but you fear that black people will hear you and beat you to death. Instead, you say this: "Nuck Figgers!"
Nothing happens. Phew.
- Stomp a Goomba
- Stomp Luigi
- Do Random Crap
- S**t on your own D**k
- Fuck N i g g e r s
- Win the Game (This choice is still unavailable. Don't expect it to be available until the end of the game.)